♥A FINAL MESSAGE FROM SAMNANG♥ (◕‿◕✿)

>Decide to get off fat arse, stop playing Afterwind, and lose some weight
>Go to local gymnasium
>Walk up to reception desk
>Pretty blonde there
>I say: "Want to look like Stomach Ulcers. What do?"
>She replies that it's $40 a month for membership
>I say: "Two thousand and twelve. Charging 40 dollars a month for the gym. Costanza dot jaypeg."
>She looks confused and ushers over the manager
>He's a burly guy who gives me a stern look
>I say: "Implying you could intimidate me. Do you even lift?"
>He starts to get angry and walks towards me
>I say: "Roffle. Are you 'mirin? HAHA OP is clearly jelly of my bearmode physique and functional strength"
>He grabs me by the hair and proceeds to drag me outside
>I trip over my drop-neck tee and rolled oats start to fall out of my pockets
>He starts to administer a savage beating
>As he pounds away with his first and I drop in an out of consciousness, I manage to gurgle: "OMG have you even read the sticky?....my face when dat gyno"
>Wake up several hours later in hospital
>There's a doctor hovering over me, taking my heart rate with his stethoscope
>I say: "What muscle does that train? Does this mean I can say goodbye to my gains?"
>He asks what I mean
>I say: "Am I ottermode yet?"
>He looks confounded and tells me I've been discharged
>I get the bus home, laughing silently to myself at all the fat as fatasses
>Get home and delete Afterwind account
>Mfw

Since this is my final post and I'm deleting my account, please mods do not delete it.

Bye

Good bye

R.I.P MY HOMIE SAMNAN|OG

Too bad, you seem like a fun person. Get slim soon.

Gg, I learned a lot from you

Kirjutas VRIL, 22.09.2012 at 08:25

Gg, I learned a lot from you

i hope you dont learn to drawing swastikas from this guy hehehehehhe

Goodnight, sweat prince.

I'm sad to see you go, my friend. But when the time comes, we all have to do what we think is right. Goodbye Samnang

Goodbye Samnang

Who will lead Troupe Acadie to victory now?

22.09.2012 at 11:10
NEVER FORGET
:'(
;_;
QQ

Farewell to best Asian I knew over internets.