Gards super classy way to Vent your AW-related anger

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING TEXT IS BASED ON LITTLE TO NO FACT AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. IT IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Ever feel like bashing someone's skull in after you get allyfagged? Ever want to use your opponents skin as a tarp for Acid rain when you get turnblocked? Look no further! In this short guide, I will teach you how to channel that anger into positive energy, without all that murder+suicide deal bullshit! But don't expect every treatment to work for you, as some are specifically targeted to parts of the population.

3. Telling him he's a faggot
-Okay, we all know that when that asshat Rank 8 player is a total cheap player who only turnblocks and hacks income, so why not tell it to his face? Using the phrase "Faggot" and reminding him that he has a small e-pen0r are essential to venting that hard-earned anger in a predicament such as this! For example, let's say he did his thing (turnblock), and your rage counter is off the charts. Cannibal Corpse is playing in your head non-stop, and your scratching the hard-wood flooring of your house with your extremely long nails, now is the time to throw that ol' Fag-bomb at him! Remind him he like big hairy dudes who are black and have large cocks and that they love sticking it to his boy-cunt! That's the way to do it! I'm sure the Mods would die laughing when that pops up in their Report file!

2. Blaming it on your Allies
-So your foe finally took you down eh? But what's that? Your allies are retarded and they don't even help and they're faggots?My my! You have been reading this thread! Well, have I news for you: You're doing it right! You see, by blaming your allies, it makes them look like total asshats, and makes you look like the coolest piece of shit to those high-ranking latejoiners who defeated your Serbian Empire! And by telling the world just how stupid and gay your allies are, you receive rep and love from everyone! The Mods will cherish you as their own, and youll be immortalized! Cool, right? A few examples of Immortal players who've done this are: Zizou, Hdrakon1, and of course, Vafika.

1. Using all caps in Global chat
-Remember that time JoeEveryMan spawned next to you as Cyprus and demanded and alliance? And then you replied with "No faggot get the fuck off my turf", and the next turn he invaded and utterly annihilated you? Well, have I have a solution for you! Now, i'm sure everyone has seen this practice done many times, but nobody is quite sure how it works, so i'm here to tell you: Once your anger has reached it's threshold and you feel like clubbing a small animal, simply spout every negative comment you can think of onto mighty Global chat! I'm sure the Mods would love that, they like it when you make their job harder, you know. Extra brownie points for saying it in Serbian and using "Fuck" as many times as you can fit into one sentence. Remember, forms of "Fuck" such as "Fucking", "Fucker", and the most illustrious "Fucktarded" all fall into this category. But watch out! If you use Global chat like this too much the Party Van will haul you away and render your permissions modified!

Thread is now over. You may now uncock the trigger of the gun pointed at your head. Oh, and thanks for reading! Be sure to leave a comment on how deep this was and how stupid the cryptic puns were!

Wow... Its like my own little biography! I enjoy using the term faggot at those who are CLEARLY less intelligent and more incompetent than me. Fucktarded is especially a favorite of mine with cuntnuggets, asslicker, neckbearded homos with daddy issues close behind. I make sure to vitalize my insults as not to have them turn banal and cliche. You should think of me as benevolent for sharing my copious amounts of offences with you plebians.

...if only I had global chat, such a pity.

I approve!

Kirjutas Deray YG, 01.05.2012 at 00:23

I approve!

lol, your approval means my day ;P