Paradox in a nutshell

Gaydoctor: hmm how about i go play clan war every month, i need to build my ships
me: hey im bored lets cw
lil ouch: i will only clan war with gay men
gaydoctor: gay man here!
me: are u gonna cw?
gaydoctor: ok give me 30 minutes
*2 hours pass by*
me: lil ouch is your clan gonna cw
lil ouch: i cant cw without my gay
gaydoctor: i am build ships
me: sigh lets just cw im bored
gaydoctor: ok fine afterwards i will have gay sex
me: ok ill make cw
*lil ouch joins cw*
*gaydoctor joins cw*
*cowman joins cw*
*goth gals lose cw*
me: ok gg unlucky poland pick haha
gay doctor: *strokes his tiny penis* HAHAHAHA IM SO FUCKING GOOD
lil ouch: *strokes gaydoctors tiny penis* YES YOU ARE SO GOOD HNNNNG AHHH AHHHH
me: ummm ok... awkward
me: do you wanna re
lil ouch: WAIT I NEED TO LET GAYDOCTOR FINISH
gaydoctor: *begins stroking lil ouches lil ween* GOD IM SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS GAME AHAHAHHAHA
lil ouch: UMMMPH AGHHH AGHHH YES YES YES EVERYONE I PLAY IS BOTS IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME MMMMMM
sascha: oh mein gott...
me: uhhh u wanna re or something...
lil ouch: MMM MMM EVERYONE IS BOTS IM SO GOOD IM CLOSE IM CLOSE IM CLOSE GAYDOCTOR
gaydoctor: haha im wont let you bust yet lil ouch
me: uhh u wanna.. re..??
lil ouch: SHUT UP IM MMMPHHH IM BOUTTA MMMMMM I DONT PLAY AGAINST BOTS
gaydoctor: 1100 ELO+ ONLY OH GOD MY ASS YESS
lil ouch: YES GAY DOCTOR YES YES YES OHHHHH YOUR LOOSE ASSHOLE 1100+ ELO ONLY
me: i just wanna have fun playing the game lol...
gaydoctor: MMMMM IT HURTS SO GOOOD YES IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME *strokes harder*
gaydoctor:
gaydoctor: mmm yes yes my small ween is about to bust
me: i dont get why u guys just play cw i wanna have fun and make the game active...
lil ouch: B-B-BUT.. HNNNG *puts gaydoctors small ween in his butt* I DONT PLAY BOOOOTTTTTTSSSS 1100+ ELO ONLY
sascha: oh mein gott...

paradox keep killling the game... thanks guys for killing the game...

Accurate

If boywind gets banned we know who did it.......

Kirjutas temp, 02.10.2024 at 16:44

If boywind gets banned we know who did it.......

let the people know...

Kirjutas boywind2, 02.10.2024 at 16:45

Kirjutas temp, 02.10.2024 at 16:44

If boywind gets banned we know who did it.......

let the people know...

Of course, mods had to ban players that could beat them, only you're left...... you're the chosen one boywind......

Xdddd

What the fuck is this HAHAHAHAHAH omg

This is actually hilarious