Hermitcraft News #1: The Mayoral Race

Have you heard of Hermitcraft? Well, I hope you have! So, you know the game Minecraft? Of course you do!

(Otherwise you having under a rock for years!)

Hermitcraft is a YouTube series with a lot of pro minecrafters on a server called Hermitcraft and they do Minecraft gameplays, sprinkled with a little bit of funny antics.

A link to Hermitcraft is here if you want to watch so that you know what I'm talking about. ---> https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hermitcraft+season+7

In Hermitcraft there is a race to be mayor, and so far a YouTuber by the name of FalseSymmetry is winning, followed by StressMonster, then GoodTimesWithScar, and in last is Mumbo Jumbo.

Please note that Mumbo Jumbo didn't want to run for mayor at first, a pro minecraft builder named Grian started the campaign. Also, there are funny "Mumbo For Mayor" songs, check those out.
There is also Joe Hills kind of comepeting in the Mayoral race, but not really. You see, he is becoming like a dogcatcher I believe? But he has a lot of votes because he is the only one running for dogcatcher.
Another thing is I will be posting more Hermitcraft news on atWar for those who want to see it.

Sneak Peak on next newspaper: Grian explodes a shop!!!!

I worked with Grian on wynncraft for several years, but I was banned after I DOX'd him (I think 2016?). I knew him when he had like 3k subscribers and he was a random drunk, and he isn't even a good builder. He is worst builder on the wynncraft build team. He didn't even build anything himself, except some random shit when the server first came out. I slaved away while he performed mindless administrative tasks, he is ruthless.

I personally built the entire Cinfras suburbs (most of it), I built the whole bottom half of Aldorei Valley (the pretty part), I built the entire city of Dogovi, I built a temple in the Dernel Jungle, I built the interior of the Tower of Ascensia, I built the interiors and constructions of dozens of quests, I built the corruption cave, I built dozens of houses and towers. I was also the best vegetation planter on the whole build team. I know all the voxel commands still in my head, so don't get me started. Meanwhile, Grian knows how to build a medieval house... big brain

It all began one fateful afternoon when a penis was built in a trial plot, which I was blamed for. Then, Grian decided to block me on skype. I was so pissed that I took all the information I had on him and posted it on the forums. This wouldn't have happened if he didn't invoke my hormones, I was only like 15 years old what do you expect. Still, I was among the most mature on the team, because my tenacity was unparalleled. I worked tirelessly and I put all my blood and sweat into that server. What do I get? I get banned for contributing upwards of 3500 hours on that shit, then exercising my ability to write.

I got over this long ago. If Grain is able to fulfill his purpose in life by making videos for autistic brain damaged 9-year-olds, then that's up to him. I actually have a future ahead of me, unlike that fool

Kirjutas Tribune Aquila, 19.06.2020 at 17:42

I worked with Grian on wynncraft for several years, but I was banned after I DOX'd him (I think 2016?). I knew him when he had like 3k subscribers and he was a random drunk, and he isn't even a good builder. He is worst builder on the wynncraft build team. He didn't even build anything himself, except some random shit when the server first came out. I slaved away while he performed mindless administrative tasks, he is ruthless.

I personally built the entire Cinfras suburbs (most of it), I built the whole bottom half of Aldorei Valley (the pretty part), I built the entire city of Dogovi, I built a temple in the Dernel Jungle, I built the interior of the Tower of Ascensia, I built the interiors and constructions of dozens of quests, I built the corruption cave, I built dozens of houses and towers. I was also the best vegetation planter on the whole build team. I know all the voxel commands still in my head, so don't get me started. Meanwhile, Grian knows how to build a medieval house... big brain

It all began one fateful afternoon when a penis was built in a trial plot, which I was blamed for. Then, Grian decided to block me on skype. I was so pissed that I took all the information I had on him and posted it on the forums. This wouldn't have happened if he didn't invoke my hormones, I was only like 15 years old what do you expect. Still, I was among the most mature on the team, because my tenacity was unparalleled. I worked tirelessly and I put all my blood and sweat into that server. What do I get? I get banned for contributing upwards of 3500 hours on that shit, then exercising my ability to write.

I got over this long ago. If Grain is able to fulfill his purpose in life by making videos for autistic brain damaged 9-year-olds, then that's up to him. I actually have a future ahead of me, unlike that fool

....Grian is one of my favorite youtubers..But sorry you had experienced his darkside.. Btw, it would be cool to see you in a episode of Wynnecraft..Are u on there?

Well I use to watch Mumbo back when he actually played with Jumbo so he has my support

Just a reminder that the Sneak Peak does not show the full topic on what is to be expected on the second newspaper. There is much more planned.

Also, Hermitcraft News will upload daily until season 7 stops, I hope.

Kirjutas Augustus Caesar, 19.06.2020 at 19:36

Well I use to watch Mumbo back when he actually played with Jumbo so he has my support

For the mumbo for mayor campaign? Same! But Grian and Mumbo's plan is failing...he is last unfortunatley... FalseSymmetry has most of votes

You all are good men

I have watched many political films but this elections story is fascinating. Keep us updated please

Kirjutas Tribune Aquila, 19.06.2020 at 17:42

I worked with Grian on wynncraft for several years, but I was banned after I DOX'd him (I think 2016?). I knew him when he had like 3k subscribers and he was a random drunk, and he isn't even a good builder. He is worst builder on the wynncraft build team. He didn't even build anything himself, except some random shit when the server first came out. I slaved away while he performed mindless administrative tasks, he is ruthless.

I personally built the entire Cinfras suburbs (most of it), I built the whole bottom half of Aldorei Valley (the pretty part), I built the entire city of Dogovi, I built a temple in the Dernel Jungle, I built the interior of the Tower of Ascensia, I built the interiors and constructions of dozens of quests, I built the corruption cave, I built dozens of houses and towers. I was also the best vegetation planter on the whole build team. I know all the voxel commands still in my head, so don't get me started. Meanwhile, Grian knows how to build a medieval house... big brain

It all began one fateful afternoon when a penis was built in a trial plot, which I was blamed for. Then, Grian decided to block me on skype. I was so pissed that I took all the information I had on him and posted it on the forums. This wouldn't have happened if he didn't invoke my hormones, I was only like 15 years old what do you expect. Still, I was among the most mature on the team, because my tenacity was unparalleled. I worked tirelessly and I put all my blood and sweat into that server. What do I get? I get banned for contributing upwards of 3500 hours on that shit, then exercising my ability to write.

I got over this long ago. If Grain is able to fulfill his purpose in life by making videos for autistic brain damaged 9-year-olds, then that's up to him. I actually have a future ahead of me, unlike that fool

I see where you are coming from. When I was 15 years old I played with internet friends in private server which they rented with mods and all. I spent months and then one of the mods was fucked and all was removed.

It was great experience though. Minecraft seems childish but it is extremely useful to ward stress off and get you into perspective. At the months it played it I excelled at school.