Share your Dark Humour Jokes here

How many babies do you need to paint a wall red?


Depends on how strong you hit them against the wall


xD

How do you stop a baby from going in circles?

You nail the other hand

What happends when you erase one of baby eyes and make smile of that?
you gain .D xd

What the difference between a baby and an onion?

— No one cries when you chop up the baby

Sick bastards

Kirjutas JF., 02.05.2016 at 22:05

Sick bastards

Now you sounded like a true english person

Actually half of these jokes aren't for one healthy brain xd

I actually find them funny (all dark humour jokes) , some people just dont have a sense for humour i guess ^

What is worse than 6 babies in one garbage? 1 baby in 6 garbages

Now let's switch to other dark humour jokes!


What's the difference between a Pizza and a Jew?


The Pizza doesn't scream in the oven

So much dark for one day. Where u get these? From Hitlers diary?

Why did little Tim drop his ice cream?


He got hit by a truck.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What is worse than 1 Croat on 6 forums?6 Croat's on one forum

What's the difference between 200 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

What, do you seriously think I have a Lamborghini in my garage?

Kirjutas 5th SS Wiking, 17.05.2016 at 09:41

What's the difference between 200 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

What, do you seriously think I have a Lamborghini in my garage?

Kirjutas Oleg, 17.05.2016 at 07:41

What is worse than 1 Croat on 6 forums?6 Croat's on one forum

Wait what is this? PAVLE SAID SOMETHING FUNNY, OMAGED STORM WILL HIT US ALL

Kirjutas Guest, 17.05.2016 at 12:19

Kirjutas Oleg, 17.05.2016 at 07:41

What is worse than 1 Croat on 6 forums?6 Croat's on one forum

Wait what is this? PAVLE SAID SOMETHING FUNNY, OMAGED STORM WILL HIT US ALL

you just don't know me

Kirjutas Ghostface, 03.05.2016 at 08:00

I actually find them funny (all dark humour jokes) , some people just dont have a sense for humour i guess ^

Dark humour is like arms and legs. Some people don't have it.

Kirjutas Google, 16.05.2016 at 20:09

So much dark for one day. Where u get these? From Hitlers diary?

Not really, but I like Dark Humour Jokes ;3

Anne Frank's sitting in front of a pile of ashes, Hitler comes by and says:

"Are you looking for your parents?"

I will narrate a creepy story.

One cold dark rainy night a person walks into a hotel.He goes to the receptionist and asks for a room.

He was given the room 412 but he was told not to look in the hotel room 411 because of an insident that happened to the owner of that room.

Later same night the man couldn't hold himself and looked through the keyhole....he's there for more than 5 minutes and nothing happened,only red was the only thing he could see.

Next day in the morning he asks what had happened and how the guy in hotel room 411 looked,the receptionist told him ''I don't know what happened I'm new but I do know he had red eyes!''

Kirjutas Al Fappino, 02.05.2016 at 17:30

How many babies do you need to paint a wall red?


Depends on how strong you hit them against the wall


xD

lol that is super funny

Kirjutas Al Fappino, 17.05.2016 at 17:15

Anne Frank's sitting in front of a pile of ashes, Hitler comes by and says:

"Are you looking for your parents?"

hahahahahha

Kirjutas Oleg, 17.05.2016 at 07:41

What is worse than 1 Croat on 6 forums?6 Croat's on one forum

Strange for you, but this was actually funny

Kirjutas Croat, 18.05.2016 at 06:14

Kirjutas Oleg, 17.05.2016 at 07:41

What is worse than 1 Croat on 6 forums?6 Croat's on one forum

Strange for you, but this was actually funny

Kirjutas Oleg, 18.05.2016 at 03:54

Kirjutas Al Fappino, 17.05.2016 at 17:15

Anne Frank's sitting in front of a pile of ashes, Hitler comes by and says:

"Are you looking for your parents?"

hahahahahha

Kirjutas Cold Case, 17.05.2016 at 19:42

I will narrate a creepy story.

One cold dark rainy night a person walks into a hotel.He goes to the receptionist and asks for a room.

He was given the room 412 but he was told not to look in the hotel room 411 because of an insident that happened to the owner of that room.

Later same night the man couldn't hold himself and looked through the keyhole....he's there for more than 5 minutes and nothing happened,only red was the only thing he could see.

Next day in the morning he asks what had happened and how the guy in hotel room 411 looked,the receptionist told him ''I don't know what happened I'm new but I do know he had red eyes!''

It's just weed in action, I fail to see how it's creepy.