Help me send Chess into....Space!!!!

He believes in nothing!!! Fucking Nihilist!

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/pgwzak/do-you-want-to-go-to-space-heres-your-chance

https://exocontest-motherboard.vice.com/en_us

I think that as a community, this is something everyone could support.

Do the right thing. Help me launch an Atwar player (Chess) into orbit!!!

If Poland can do it, so can we!

No Trolling. This is a legit contest.

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

You know you like it. There's no need to be like that princess.

Sending Chess into orbit is more important than pillow talk.....

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

Thanks for reporting. You're super awesome! I guess after a 4 year run, my avatar finally found someone who couldn't take a joke. What do you want to do next? I'm guessing you don't want to send someone into space.......that might be fun.....

Hhg

Should launch all none players into space,.dying in a vacuum seems appropriate

Kirjutas FatElvis, 09.09.2017 at 23:40

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

Thanks for reporting. You're super awesome! I guess after a 4 year run, my avatar finally found someone who couldn't take a joke. What do you want to do next? I'm guessing you don't want to send someone into space.......that might be fun.....

It was quite edgy, have you considered something less overtly offensive? Say perhaps a Muhammed cartoon?

LB>GC>NONE

Kirjutas FatElvis, 09.09.2017 at 23:40

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

Thanks for reporting. You're super awesome! I guess after a 4 year run, my avatar finally found someone who couldn't take a joke. What do you want to do next? I'm guessing you don't want to send someone into space.......that might be fun.....

Omg waht was ur avatar!? I wanna know.. #StayStrongAvatarRemovalVictims!

Kirjutas Waffel, 10.09.2017 at 07:59

Kirjutas FatElvis, 09.09.2017 at 23:40

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

Thanks for reporting. You're super awesome! I guess after a 4 year run, my avatar finally found someone who couldn't take a joke. What do you want to do next? I'm guessing you don't want to send someone into space.......that might be fun.....

Omg waht was ur avatar!? I wanna know.. #StayStrongAvatarRemovalVictims!

it was jesus fucking jesus so fucking cool.. but mods removed it..

Kirjutas 4nic, 10.09.2017 at 08:07

Kirjutas Waffel, 10.09.2017 at 07:59

Kirjutas FatElvis, 09.09.2017 at 23:40

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

Thanks for reporting. You're super awesome! I guess after a 4 year run, my avatar finally found someone who couldn't take a joke. What do you want to do next? I'm guessing you don't want to send someone into space.......that might be fun.....

Omg waht was ur avatar!? I wanna know.. #StayStrongAvatarRemovalVictims!

it was jesus fucking jesus so fucking cool.. but mods removed it..

Pff...

I could try and make a scenario where None is the most useful strategy.

Kirjutas Zephyrusu, 10.09.2017 at 12:21

I could try and make a scenario where None is the most useful strategy.

Impossible.

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 14:13

Impossible.

You just tinker with the units.

First of all, all units are Ground: Other, therefore all unit type bonuses are neglected.
After that, you make the HP of all units 100, thus making IF obsolete.
Then, you make the unit costs 0, making imp useless, while all cities have 1 income, making LB unplayable.
Finally you make all unit defense 2, making Blitz suicidal.

There you have it.

Kirjutas Zephyrusu, 10.09.2017 at 14:51

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 14:13

Impossible.

You just tinker with the units.

First of all, all units are Ground: Other, therefore all unit type bonuses are neglected.
After that, you make the HP of all units 100, thus making IF obsolete.
Then, you make the unit costs 0, making imp useless, while all cities have 1 income, making LB unplayable.
Finally you make all unit defense 2, making Blitz suicidal.

There you have it.

If will still be better but negligibly so. You can fix this by spacing out the cities.

Lb tho is still the best choice since upkeep will be 0 on inf and militia. There's no solution to this problem. You can't make none the best strat

Also you haven't ruled out blitz because if the units have a low Base defence anyway then sacrificing more for range is very much worth it. Ppl always underestimate the significance of range

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 05:30

Kirjutas FatElvis, 09.09.2017 at 23:40

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

Thanks for reporting. You're super awesome! I guess after a 4 year run, my avatar finally found someone who couldn't take a joke. What do you want to do next? I'm guessing you don't want to send someone into space.......that might be fun.....

It was quite edgy, have you considered something less overtly offensive? Say perhaps a Muhammed cartoon?

Kirjutas Waffel, 10.09.2017 at 07:59

Kirjutas FatElvis, 09.09.2017 at 23:40

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

Thanks for reporting. You're super awesome! I guess after a 4 year run, my avatar finally found someone who couldn't take a joke. What do you want to do next? I'm guessing you don't want to send someone into space.......that might be fun.....

Omg waht was ur avatar!? I wanna know.. #StayStrongAvatarRemovalVictims!

i had to report him twice because mr columne sees calling him communist scum 30day ban reason while this is freedom of speech

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 15:02

If will still be better but negligibly so. You can fix this by spacing out the cities.

Lb tho is still the best choice since upkeep will be 0 on inf and militia. There's no solution to this problem. You can't make none the best strat

Also you haven't ruled out blitz because if the units have a low Base defence anyway then sacrificing more for range is very much worth it. Ppl always underestimate the significance of range

You can also cancel LB by giving all units 100 crit chance. As for range, you can also give units 100 range.

Kirjutas FatElvis, 09.09.2017 at 23:40

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

Thanks for reporting. You're super awesome! I guess after a 4 year run, my avatar finally found someone who couldn't take a joke. What do you want to do next? I'm guessing you don't want to send someone into space.......that might be fun.....

i couldn't see humor in it anyways

Kirjutas Zephyrusu, 10.09.2017 at 15:30

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 15:02

If will still be better but negligibly so. You can fix this by spacing out the cities.

Lb tho is still the best choice since upkeep will be 0 on inf and militia. There's no solution to this problem. You can't make none the best strat

Also you haven't ruled out blitz because if the units have a low Base defence anyway then sacrificing more for range is very much worth it. Ppl always underestimate the significance of range

You can also cancel LB by giving all units 100 crit chance. As for range, you can also give units 100 range.

you just made ironfist GODLIKE.

Kirjutas SyrianDevil, 10.09.2017 at 15:33

i couldn't see humor in it anyways

thats cause youre a suka.

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 15:37

Kirjutas Zephyrusu, 10.09.2017 at 15:30

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 15:02

If will still be better but negligibly so. You can fix this by spacing out the cities.

Lb tho is still the best choice since upkeep will be 0 on inf and militia. There's no solution to this problem. You can't make none the best strat

Also you haven't ruled out blitz because if the units have a low Base defence anyway then sacrificing more for range is very much worth it. Ppl always underestimate the significance of range

You can also cancel LB by giving all units 100 crit chance. As for range, you can also give units 100 range.

you just made ironfist GODLIKE.

Kirjutas SyrianDevil, 10.09.2017 at 15:33

i couldn't see humor in it anyways

thats cause youre a suka.

LOL aren't you christian anyways?
+come cw..

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 15:37

you just made ironfist GODLIKE.

Not if HP is already maxed out. Also not if I decrease view range.

Kirjutas Zephyrusu, 10.09.2017 at 15:48

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 15:37

you just made ironfist GODLIKE.

Not if HP is already maxed out. Also not if I decrease view range.

can you max hp out? then maybe you have found the holygrail of aw. Relevance for none.

Kirjutas SyrianDevil, 10.09.2017 at 15:47

LOL aren't you christian anyways?
+come cw..

christian in name only, not by practice or interest.

Kirjutas Permamuted, 10.09.2017 at 16:14

can you max hp out? then maybe you have found the holygrail of aw. Relevance for none.

Well... IF reduces view range as well doesn't it? So if the unit has 102 HP instead of 100 and meanwhile can't see shit then it's not worth it.

Kirjutas FatElvis, 09.09.2017 at 22:53

Tsiteeri:

Why aren't you banned for this avatar...

You know you like it. There's no need to be like that princess.

Those cucks at motherboard are stupid racist pieces of shit. They only allow like 5 countries, what a surprise whoah the same countries that started ww2, (the "allies"+ germany)

This is a joke. Not even Italy or Scandi are allowed. Hope it crashes mid air.

Tsiteeri:

it was jesus fucking jesus so fucking cool.. but mods removed it..

It was Jesus fucking Christ. The play on words was important. Google that if you missed it.

@ Syrian-Force.....I really don't see how your avatar is any less offensive. Fucking goats is ok because you think it's
funny? But a cartoon Jesus screwing himself is not? Who makes the line?

Tsiteeri:

It was quite edgy, have you considered something less overtly offensive? Say perhaps a Muhammed cartoon?

I see what you did there. Challenge accepted Sir.

Tsiteeri:

i couldn't see humor in it anyways

How is sending Chess into space NOT funny? He doesn't seem to be upset. Why are you? Do you even have a sense of humor?

Tsiteeri:

i had to report him twice because mr columne sees calling him communist scum 30day ban reason while this is freedom of speech

Aren't you a busy little bee....

Tsiteeri:

Those cucks at motherboard are stupid racist pieces of shit. They only allow like 5 countries, what a surprise whoah the same countries that started ww2, (the "allies"+ germany)

This is a joke. Not even Italy or Scandi are allowed. Hope it crashes mid air.

That's why Chess is going first silly

I'm so sad!! RIP Jesus fucking Christ. You were the best thing I've ever found on the internet and a good avatar for many years....

But no sense dwelling in the past. Life goes on eh?

I've been on a search for a new avatar all day. I've got it narrowed down to a picture of Muhammed or a picture of a bag of milk.

Thoughts?

Jesus Fucking Christ is back!!!!

lmao!

I've been trying to change my avatar........3-4 times now and the Jesus pic keeps rising from the dead. No matter what I do.....it keeps coming back!

I consider this issue out of my hands now. If a mod wants to help me, that would be ok I guess. Otherwise, I can do nothing but leave it up.