What Makes USA So Brilliant!

*Inspired by What Makes Britain So Brilliant!

1.Free speech.

2.Free religion.

3.Right to bear arms.

4.WE free the shit out of you.

5.California Girls.

6.Plastic Surgery.

7.McDonald's.

Now for everything that makes America not so brilliant...

1.Fat kids,fucking everywhere.

2.Bailouts,because we really need the extra trillion dollars.

3.16 year old mothers.

4.MTV

5.Jersey Shore(Italians)

6.Obama

7.Obamacare

8.Divorce rates

9.Being too lazy to right anymore...

10.McDonald's

Post below what makes your country brilliant and not so brilliant!

Avatar movie hehehehhe

The conservative is strong in this one.

Kirjutas NateBaller, 11.06.2012 at 23:04

The conservative is strong in this one.

Fucking libral treehugger hippy

You seem tense - fancy a nice shoulder rub?

Only some states of USA are brilliants.
Like Hawai.

I think this is a good list:

Slavery!(Fuck Yeah!)

Bed Bath and Beyond! Fuck yeah?
What makes America not so Brilliant:
11. Mitt Romney
12. Sarah Palin (The fact that this woman was allowed to come in to any position of power)
13. Obama
14. Drag Queens(Because we all can't be this beautiful.)


15.Public Education
16. Winter lives here.
17. Being to lazy to write* anymore?
Oh and this.
http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences4/accents

I have a feeling this thread will get locked down

What makes America Brilliant-

1. Best Military

2. Neil Tyson

3. NASA(BUT in its entire existence it has gotten less money than the u.s military gets in a year)

What makes America crappy-

1. Education system

2. Healthcare system

3. Intelligence of the average American

4. Politics

5. Prison population (5% of the world's population, yet 25% of the prison population

6. racism from people everyday

7. homophobia

8. Using religion to suppress freedoms(ironic)

I could go on and on but ill just stop

*minor correction

Kirjutas PonyBatman, 12.06.2012 at 10:03

Bed Bath and Beyond! Fuck yeah?
What makes America not so Brilliant:
11. Mitt Romney
12. Sarah Palin (The fact that this woman was allowed to come in to any position of power)
13. Obama
14. Drag Queens(Because we all can't be this beautiful.)


15.Public Education
16. TheScorch lives here.
17. Being to lazy to write* anymore?
Oh and this.
http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences4/accents

New Jersey!

Kirjutas Pierceys, 12.06.2012 at 11:34

I have a feeling this thread will get locked down

What makes America Brilliant-

1. Best Military

you spend lots of money on your army yes, but is your army the best? no i don't think so at all. for example it's well know british sas special forces are the best soldiers in the world, hands down, it's even been admitted by delta force, the usa equivalent.

Kirjutas nonames, 14.06.2012 at 07:56

Kirjutas Pierceys, 12.06.2012 at 11:34

I have a feeling this thread will get locked down

What makes America Brilliant-

1. Best Military

you spend lots of money on your army yes, but is your army the best? no i don't think so at all. for example it's well know british sas special forces are the best soldiers in the world, hands down, it's even been admitted by delta force, the usa equivalent.

Special forces can not fight a war. There is more than the Army aswell, it is the Airforce, Navy, Army, Marines.

Kirjutas Pierceys, 14.06.2012 at 11:21

Kirjutas nonames, 14.06.2012 at 07:56

Kirjutas Pierceys, 12.06.2012 at 11:34

I have a feeling this thread will get locked down

What makes America Brilliant-

1. Best Military

you spend lots of money on your army yes, but is your army the best? no i don't think so at all. for example it's well know british sas special forces are the best soldiers in the world, hands down, it's even been admitted by delta force, the usa equivalent.

Special forces can not fight a war. There is more than the Army aswell, it is the Airforce, Navy, Army, Marines.

you spent 40 years in vietnam and lost, both militaristic and politicaly.
all this time in the middle east, and what have you achieved, nothing, soldiers die for nothing because terroists border hop over to pakistan/iran and there is nothing that can be done.

also, i believe a long term war with a superpower would totally cripple america, and the western world.

The reason america is so powerful is you chose the right allies at the right time.
revolutionairy war. without frances help, you would of lost
ww2 - you knew that if england fell, hilter would come for you next, and you made an absolute killing off ww2 from england, a debt that was finished being payed in 2006, and ensured the british empire was crippled (for the record prior to world war 2, there were plans for america to take on a facist regime and overthrow the british empire)

you are not the best fighters, you are not the great tacticians, you just have far more money and power through chance.

Let's talk about this in private instead of on this forum?

Lol this can easily become one of the biggest arguments the world. I kind of agree with you on the terrorism thing... Especially when you consider that for every terrorist you kill now all his family hate America too, if they didn't already. And your right about France too, I think I remember from history that there were more French troops at Yorktown then America had all together... That might be wrong don't take my word for it.

I find this entire thread highly annoying.

Kirjutas NateBaller, 14.06.2012 at 16:58

I find this entire thread highly annoying.

Then don't read it.

Kirjutas nonames, 14.06.2012 at 15:49

Kirjutas Pierceys, 14.06.2012 at 11:21

Kirjutas nonames, 14.06.2012 at 07:56

Kirjutas Pierceys, 12.06.2012 at 11:34

I have a feeling this thread will get locked down

What makes America Brilliant-

1. Best Military

you spend lots of money on your army yes, but is your army the best? no i don't think so at all. for example it's well know british sas special forces are the best soldiers in the world, hands down, it's even been admitted by delta force, the usa equivalent.

Special forces can not fight a war. There is more than the Army aswell, it is the Airforce, Navy, Army, Marines.

you spent 40 years in vietnam and lost, both militaristic and politicaly.
all this time in the middle east, and what have you achieved, nothing, soldiers die for nothing because terroists border hop over to pakistan/iran and there is nothing that can be done.

also, i believe a long term war with a superpower would totally cripple america, and the western world.

The reason america is so powerful is you chose the right allies at the right time.
revolutionairy war. without frances help, you would of lost
ww2 - you knew that if england fell, hilter would come for you next, and you made an absolute killing off ww2 from england, a debt that was finished being payed in 2006, and ensured the british empire was crippled (for the record prior to world war 2, there were plans for america to take on a facist regime and overthrow the british empire)

you are not the best fighters, you are not the great tacticians, you just have far more money and power through chance.

You guys could barely hold a bunch of islands from dirt poor argies with outdated tech. you have no right to talk.

Kirjutas Jim Jimmies, 14.06.2012 at 22:24

Kirjutas nonames, 14.06.2012 at 15:49

Kirjutas Pierceys, 14.06.2012 at 11:21

Kirjutas nonames, 14.06.2012 at 07:56

Kirjutas Pierceys, 12.06.2012 at 11:34

I have a feeling this thread will get locked down

What makes America Brilliant-

1. Best Military

you spend lots of money on your army yes, but is your army the best? no i don't think so at all. for example it's well know british sas special forces are the best soldiers in the world, hands down, it's even been admitted by delta force, the usa equivalent.

Special forces can not fight a war. There is more than the Army aswell, it is the Airforce, Navy, Army, Marines.

you spent 40 years in vietnam and lost, both militaristic and politicaly.
all this time in the middle east, and what have you achieved, nothing, soldiers die for nothing because terroists border hop over to pakistan/iran and there is nothing that can be done.

also, i believe a long term war with a superpower would totally cripple america, and the western world.

The reason america is so powerful is you chose the right allies at the right time.
revolutionairy war. without frances help, you would of lost
ww2 - you knew that if england fell, hilter would come for you next, and you made an absolute killing off ww2 from england, a debt that was finished being payed in 2006, and ensured the british empire was crippled (for the record prior to world war 2, there were plans for america to take on a facist regime and overthrow the british empire)

you are not the best fighters, you are not the great tacticians, you just have far more money and power through chance.

You guys could barely hold a bunch of islands from dirt poor argies with outdated tech. you have no right to talk.

The huge debt you pilled on us for doing next to nothing in ww2, and the fact that we fought two huge wars in such a short space of time totally crippled the british empire, we didn't have enough manpower to control the people, and once one or two got their independence, and human rights laws came in, and the un and such, the empire eventually fell apart.

Tsiteeri:

Tsiteeri:

The huge debt you pilled on us for doing next to nothing in ww2, and the fact that we fought two huge wars in such a short space of time totally crippled the british empire, we didn't have enough manpower to control the people, and once one or two got their independence, and human rights laws came in, and the un and such, the empire eventually fell apart.

ugh stupid microsoft update... let me finish my iriginal point.

AMERICA had spent only officially 8 years in vietnam, with combat troops deploying in 1965 and "U.S. military involvement end[ing] on 15 August 1973." ALSO the debts accumulated from WW2 " where the United States gave monetary support to help rebuild European economies after the end of World War II in order to prevent the spread of Soviet communism." So essentially, america paid europe to pay america. Next in my rebuttal, the british empire was bound to fail as the age of imperialism was over. Instead of worrying about your colonies, europe had to focus on removing the soviets from power. Take a look at germany also. They nearly killed europe TWICE in a span of 30 years, and still today after being split in two, they are a leading world power. Next about the SAS. It is hard to gauge any SOF, as every units is specific to its role and dependant on the men within them. Its like comparing apples to oranges, its just silly. With terrorists now. Due to shit ROE and diligent jihadists, the middle east will always be messed up. it is impossible to quell an insurgency, as the UK has shown in it colonies, as well as FRANCE who ALSO lost vietnam.

So next time you plan to be retarded, use facts.

Guys.. We should get back on topic

Tsiteeri:

Tsiteeri:

Kirjutas Jim Jimmies, 14.06.2012 at 22:47

The huge debt you pilled on us for doing next to nothing in ww2, and the fact that we fought two huge wars in such a short space of time totally crippled the british empire, we didn't have enough manpower to control the people, and once one or two got their independence, and human rights laws came in, and the un and such, the empire eventually fell apart.

ugh stupid microsoft update... let me finish my iriginal point.

AMERICA had spent only officially 8 years in vietnam, with combat troops deploying in 1965 and "U.S. military involvement end[ing] on 15 August 1973." ALSO the debts accumulated from WW2 " where the United States gave monetary support to help rebuild European economies after the end of World War II in order to prevent the spread of Soviet communism." So essentially, america paid europe to pay america. Next in my rebuttal, the british empire was bound to fail as the age of imperialism was over. Instead of worrying about your colonies, europe had to focus on removing the soviets from power. Take a look at germany also. They nearly killed europe TWICE in a span of 30 years, and still today after being split in two, they are a leading world power. Next about the SAS. It is hard to gauge any SOF, as every units is specific to its role and dependant on the men within them. Its like comparing apples to oranges, its just silly. With terrorists now. Due to shit ROE and diligent jihadists, the middle east will always be messed up. it is impossible to quell an insurgency, as the UK has shown in it colonies, as well as FRANCE who ALSO lost vietnam.

So next time you plan to be retarded, use facts.

This

Tsiteeri:

Tsiteeri:

Kirjutas Jim Jimmies, 14.06.2012 at 22:47

The huge debt you pilled on us for doing next to nothing in ww2, and the fact that we fought two huge wars in such a short space of time totally crippled the british empire, we didn't have enough manpower to control the people, and once one or two got their independence, and human rights laws came in, and the un and such, the empire eventually fell apart.

ugh stupid microsoft update... let me finish my iriginal point.

AMERICA had spent only officially 8 years in vietnam, with combat troops deploying in 1965 and "U.S. military involvement end[ing] on 15 August 1973." ALSO the debts accumulated from WW2 " where the United States gave monetary support to help rebuild European economies after the end of World War II in order to prevent the spread of Soviet communism." So essentially, america paid europe to pay america. Next in my rebuttal, the british empire was bound to fail as the age of imperialism was over. Instead of worrying about your colonies, europe had to focus on removing the soviets from power. Take a look at germany also. They nearly killed europe TWICE in a span of 30 years, and still today after being split in two, they are a leading world power. Next about the SAS. It is hard to gauge any SOF, as every units is specific to its role and dependant on the men within them. Its like comparing apples to oranges, its just silly. With terrorists now. Due to shit ROE and diligent jihadists, the middle east will always be messed up. it is impossible to quell an insurgency, as the UK has shown in it colonies, as well as FRANCE who ALSO lost vietnam.

So next time you plan to be retarded, use facts.

I have never read something so true on this forum in my life. Bravo to you sir. Bravo. ∞/10

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>Necroing this obvious bait thread