Gaydoctor: hmm how about i go play clan war every month, i need to build my ships
me: hey im bored lets cw
lil ouch: i will only clan war with gay men
gaydoctor: gay man here!
me: are u gonna cw?
gaydoctor: ok give me 30 minutes
*2 hours pass by*
me: lil ouch is your clan gonna cw
lil ouch: i cant cw without my gay
gaydoctor: i am build ships
me: sigh lets just cw im bored
gaydoctor: ok fine afterwards i will have gay sex
me: ok ill make cw
*lil ouch joins cw*
*gaydoctor joins cw*
*cowman joins cw*
*goth gals lose cw*
me: ok gg unlucky poland pick haha
gay doctor: *strokes his tiny penis* HAHAHAHA IM SO FUCKING GOOD
lil ouch: *strokes gaydoctors tiny penis* YES YOU ARE SO GOOD HNNNNG AHHH AHHHH
me: ummm ok... awkward
me: do you wanna re
lil ouch: WAIT I NEED TO LET GAYDOCTOR FINISH
gaydoctor: *begins stroking lil ouches lil ween* GOD IM SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS GAME AHAHAHHAHA
lil ouch: UMMMPH AGHHH AGHHH YES YES YES EVERYONE I PLAY IS BOTS IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME MMMMMM
sascha: oh mein gott...
me: uhhh u wanna re or something...
lil ouch: MMM MMM EVERYONE IS BOTS IM SO GOOD IM CLOSE IM CLOSE IM CLOSE GAYDOCTOR
gaydoctor: haha im wont let you bust yet lil ouch
me: uhh u wanna.. re..??
lil ouch: SHUT UP IM MMMPHHH IM BOUTTA MMMMMM I DONT PLAY AGAINST BOTS
gaydoctor: 1100 ELO+ ONLY OH GOD MY ASS YESS
lil ouch: YES GAY DOCTOR YES YES YES OHHHHH YOUR LOOSE ASSHOLE 1100+ ELO ONLY
me: i just wanna have fun playing the game lol...
gaydoctor: MMMMM IT HURTS SO GOOOD YES IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME *strokes harder*
gaydoctor:
gaydoctor: mmm yes yes my small ween is about to bust
me: i dont get why u guys just play cw i wanna have fun and make the game active...
lil ouch: B-B-BUT.. HNNNG *puts gaydoctors small ween in his butt* I DONT PLAY BOOOOTTTTTTSSSS 1100+ ELO ONLY
sascha: oh mein gott...
paradox keep killling the game... thanks guys for killing the game...